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Mr. Drags
11-29-2004, 09:59 AM
the reviewers were right, this movie is horrible. While they got a majority of the history right, the flow of the film is all messed up. They compact a 10-year trek into 3 hours, hitting some of the high points, but glaringly ignoring others.

One thing that disturbed me was this notion of Oliver Stone's that alexander wanted to unite the world and bring cultures together. that's pure bunombe in my mind. Alexander was far more interested in conquest and adding to his own personal glory than in uniting the world.

Just not a good movie. save your $7 for something else

Anonymous
12-01-2004, 12:34 PM
Seem to be hearing this from everyone! Looks like one of the year's biggest duds

exitwound
12-01-2004, 12:54 PM
Once again Oliver Stone shows himself to be overrated, IMHO....

Hated American
12-01-2004, 04:40 PM
My son went to see the movie and said it was the worst movie he had ever seen.

Master Chief
12-01-2004, 07:39 PM
I've been told it was a horrible movie that WAAAAAY overplayed the homosexual parts.

Mr. Drags
12-02-2004, 07:53 AM
I've been told it was a horrible movie that WAAAAAY overplayed the homosexual parts. it doesn't really overplay the homosexual parts considering the time the film is set in (for modern puritanical audiences, yes it does, but given the historical setting, no)

It's just a bad movie, nothing special in it at all to warrant going to see it.

Hell, I have a BBC documentary called in the foorsteps of alexander wherein an historian literally traces the footsteps of Alexander, from Macedonia, to India and back to Iraq. It's about 4 hours long, very dry, yet far more informative about Alexaner

Benjamin Martin
12-02-2004, 03:55 PM
I saw a post on another message board that I visit that said this about the movie:
"If someone offers you a choice of free tickets to see Alexander or a 3-hr enema, choose the enema."

GBA
12-05-2004, 08:35 PM
I saw a post on another message board that I visit that said this about the movie:
"If someone offers you a choice of free tickets to see Alexander or a 3-hr enema, choose the enema."
Bummer, it looked good.
And that's one of my favorite era's of history.

Nyar
12-05-2004, 08:37 PM
did it have boobs, explosions and car chases? :P

exitwound
12-05-2004, 08:44 PM
did it have boobs, explosions and car chases? :P

Psychotic greek boobs, some pathetic B.C. explosions, and AFAIK....the carriage chases sux0red. :roll:

Nyar
12-05-2004, 08:46 PM
some greek women can be pretty hot. as long as they shave that moustache,

Gaius Millhelm
12-05-2004, 09:07 PM
some greek women can be pretty hot. as long as they shave that moustache,

Just don't shave down south! Trimming is fine, but I like my women mature 8)