Tell Me Truthfully

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What and who is this site for ? Hussein_005 !

[Nyar]

Theres an ugly little weasel bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin n lyin
cause her sweet little hubbys
Suckin prong part time
(in the name of the lord)

Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks youre a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his work?
Robertson says that hes the one
Oh he sure is,
If armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An hes got some planned for you!
(now, tell me that aint true)

Now, what if jimbos slightly gay,
Will pat let jimbo get away?
Everything weve heard him say
Indicated that jim must pay,
(and it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin in,
cause pat and naughty jimbo
Cant get enough of it

Perhaps its their idea
Of an affirmative action plan
To give white trash a special break;
Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(while you all smell the glove)

Jim and pat should take a pole
(right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like theyd love to do to you

(cause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)

cause some folks dont want prayer in school!

(wed need an ark to survive the drool
Of micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And jimbo-jimbo when they graduate)

Conviced they are the chosen ones --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)

With a ku-klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you aint born again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin:
no abortion, no-siree!
lifes too precious, cant you see!
(whats that hangin from the neighbors tree?
Why, it looks like colored folks to me --
Would they do that...seriously? )

Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire television evangelist,
Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator

Studied law --
But is not qualified to practice it

Father of a love child
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papas religious propaganda program

Claims not to be a faith healer,
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with funding for a secret war in central america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends

Involved in suspicous tax-avoidance schemes,
(under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.)

Claims to be a man of god;
Currenty seeking the united states presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The twilight zone

What if pat gets in the white house,
And suddenly --
The rights of certain people disappear
Mysteriously?

Now, wouldnt that sort of qualify
As an american tragedy?
(especially if he covers it up, sayin
jesus told it to me!)

I hope we never see that day,
In the land of the free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?

And if you dont know by now,
The truth of what Im tellin you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --

And jesus will think Im a jerk, just like you --
If you let those tv preachers
Make a monkey out of you!

I said:
jesus will think youre a jerk
And it would be true!

Theres an old rugged cross
In the land of cotton --
Its still burnin on somebodys lawn
And it still smells rotten

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!

[al_gy]

scuttlebuttinski !

[Mysterious Stranger]

What and who is this site for ? Hussein_005 !
I do not often post here but it is one of my favorite sites.

It is discussion of anything and everything in a friendly atmosphere. Flamewars are discouraged and there are many smart cool people to meet.

Plus so much funny stuff!

I need to register for a new account :(

[hussein_005]

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Cash and cars for Muslim missionaries
Wednesday 28 June 2006, 13:23 Makka Time, 10:23 GMT

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The government of a Malaysian state is offering money and cars to help spread Islam to indigenous tribal people.


Officials in Kelantan, in the northeast of the country, hope to convert 10,000 people to Islam through a programme of incentives for missionaries.

[nuggy67]

I do not often post here but it is one of my favorite sites.

It is discussion of anything and everything in a friendly atmosphere. Flamewars are discouraged and there are many smart cool people to meet.

Plus so much funny stuff!

I need to register for a new account :(

do it. IP's from Saudi Arabia are welcome here.

[Electric]

What and who is this site for ? Hussein_005 !
I do not often post here but it is one of my favorite sites.

It is discussion of anything and everything in a friendly atmosphere. Flamewars are discouraged and there are many smart cool people to meet.

Plus so much funny stuff!

I need to register for a new account :(

Yes isn't it great? That means that we don't call the Muslims "Sand Niggers" and they don't call us "Kuffars"... :hellowave: Welcome back!

[exitwound]

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Cash and cars for Muslim missionaries
Wednesday 28 June 2006, 13:23 Makka Time, 10:23 GMT

</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle> Kelatan's ruling party wants to spread Islam to Malaysia's tribes
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>http://english.aljazeera.net/english/Images/0000.gif

The government of a Malaysian state is offering money and cars to help spread Islam to indigenous tribal people.


Officials in Kelantan, in the northeast of the country, hope to convert 10,000 people to Islam through a programme of incentives for missionaries.

So, now people need to be bribed to become Muslims?!

How very.....Christian of you :roll:

[GBA]

So, now people need to be bribed to become Muslims?!

How very.....Christian of you :roll:


Bribed to be Christian ???


When did they start that and how come we missed it ???
:ohno:

[Electric]

So, now people need to be bribed to become Muslims?!

How very.....Christian of you

Bribed to be Christian ???

When did they start that and how come we missed it ???
:ohno:

No, we are bribed to NOT be Christians, with all the worldly lures!

Methinks Exit refers to PseudoChristians, like phoney TV Evangelists
...who will pay dearly for their misleadership, according to the Bible.

[short_circuit]

No, we are bribed to NOT be Christians, with all the worldly lures!

Methinks Exit refers to PseudoChristians, like phoney TV Evangelists
...who will pay dearly for their misleadership, according to the Bible.
Most religions are worldly lures, do you want to be in my gang kind of thing. Some do not have the glitter. The Muslim faith is a worldly faith, looking at the actual sins of what people commit and not the sins of the soul and mind.
I mean, if your heart’s desire and wishful thinking is sinful, that is already a sin against God. Lowering the standards of religion where it is only a sin if actually committed is not going to save anyone.:popcorn:

[nuggy67]

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I know. 9-11 2001 08:46 north tower.

[al_gy]

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