LADIES CLUB

[Electric]

FOR THE GALS EYES ONLY ;)

:alien:

->> The Scots wear kilts, but as anyone knows, are the least likely to like men, tyvm! They, along with the Turks, who also wear other than pants, are world reknowned for being the fiercest fighters. It's said they are greater warriors, since they are loathe to fall down and expose the family jewels.

->> I 'brazenly' post this, because I am told that the most bawdy was in fact published in newspapers all over the British Isles. HA! And we thought Brits were stodgy! Yes indeed, one can easily see why Her Majesty the Queen chooses the bravest of the brave...
the BLACK WATCH ~ to watch over her!

TaaDaaa!!

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6240/eslogo10fm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

INTRODUCING....

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4724/kilts54pj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/1791/suhoh7mt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)(Kidstuff? ...There's more!)



http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4482/kilts24py.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/6154/electrichair8qv.gif (http://imageshack.us)
(...TeeHee!..Keep going!..)


http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/1525/kilts1fwdtheki9sv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/6797/electricwoman1wm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
(None too shabby!.. Scroll on!)


http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4023/kilts34vg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4128/electricamazon9he.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
(.. That was good, but the next is best!)
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http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/7648/kilts4queen2hq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/3726/devwmn19cc.gif (http://imageshack.us)
... (The Queen enjoyed it too! - He has the most handsome face!)

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2456/lightwithoutheat1uy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3595/drwtf4tr.gif (http://imageshack.us)...WTF?....!!


And Prince Phillip appreciates Her Majesty being so inspired!

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8852/sexyqueenliz0am.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

WOO-HOO!!!


Yep! THAT'S ALL FOLKS! http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8500/applausedisney9cw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2459/curtsey6dm.gif (http://imageshack.us)
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The next time my mischievous daughter or friends mail me blue shots and beefcakes, instead of deleting before hubby sees it, I'll post it here!...

Geez, and I almost put this in the 'Nekid' place - but then, we'd have to wade through reams of backwards chicks!... but who's knockin' the 'stance'? It's ideal if you're tired of seeing his ugly mug, or he's got bad breath! Heheheh! If he's a tiresome toad who's addicted to pics, but you're stuck with him, not being face to face allows for discreet yawns, and...
yes!... maybe even a cat-nap! :p

If you get something good, bring it on! Never know when one of us might need a bit of inspiration!

[Badgirl]

Electric! You have corrupted my oh so innocent eyes! http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209130.gif










*pick up magnifying glass and takes a closer look*

:mrgreen:

[rebelchick]

Electric! You have corrupted my oh so innocent eyes! http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/209130.gif










*pick up magnifying glass and takes a closer look*

:mrgreen:

can I borrie that magnifying glass when you are done!!

[Badgirl]

can I borrie that magnifying glass when you are done!!

*still 'examining' pics*

what? oh sure thing RC....I got one in each hand



*hands one over*

:mrgreen:

[rebelchick]

*still 'examining' pics*

what? oh sure thing RC....I got one in each hand



*hands one over*

:mrgreen:

woooohooo, wow that sure is a big mole!!

[Badgirl]

woooohooo, wow that sure is a big mole!!
:lmfao: :clap: :lmfao:


hmmmmm...so many moles

[Winter]

Is this where we all do the Electric Slide? :clap:

[Badgirl]

Is this where we all do the Electric Slide? :clap:
Apparently!


hey here's some of the IH men in action...who do you think is who lol?

http://i2.tinypic.com/xm5y84.gif

[Winter]

Apparently!


hey here's some of the IH men in action...who do you think is who lol?

http://i2.tinypic.com/xm5y84.gifWell there sure not ...um...oh....nevermind. :lmfao:

[Badgirl]

Well there sure not ...um...oh....nevermind. :lmfao:

c'mon girl!! Spit it out and say what ya mean :lmfao:

[Winter]

c'mon girl!! Spit it out and say what ya mean :lmfao:Well I guess being banned from another site isn't all that bad. :lmfao:

[Badgirl]

Well I guess being banned from another site isn't all that bad. :lmfao:
OMG!!! lol I'm such a twit I didn't even realise that I typed that!! I meant to have put TBH and didn't see it when I read it back lolol
:slap::lmfao: http://www.aimoo.com/forum/images/messageicon/embarrassment.gif :comp: :slap::lmfao:

[Badgirl]

Apparently!


hey here's some of the TBH men in action...who do you think is who lol?

http://i2.tinypic.com/xm5y84.gif
fixed!!

LMAO...thanks for pointing that out Winter...lemme start that one again but with my brain in gear this time *sigh* :mrgreen:

[Peggy_sue]

What an absolutely FUN thread! :mrgreen:

When I searched for 'Handsome Men' on the net I only reeled in these. :slap: Where do you all FIND the REAL handsome men???

http://tinypic.com/e8715e.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zVtuMK7umBuWnM:http://www.handsome.com.pl/fot/1a.jpg

[LuvMyFlag]

What an absolutely FUN thread! :mrgreen:

When I searched for 'Handsome Men' on the net I only reeled in these. :slap: Where do you all FIND the REAL handsome men???

http://tinypic.com/e8715e.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zVtuMK7umBuWnM:http://www.handsome.com.pl/fot/1a.jpg

BIGD***S.COM:slap:

[Badgirl]

Oi you! didn't you read the sign on the door? Ladies Only....I hope you at least have your skirt and heels on... :mrgreen:

[Peggy_sue]

BIGD***S.COM:slap:

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/6927/palizaconsilla7eo.gif




Here you go, ladies!


Taking a break from a caber tossing match.

[Mac]

I am accepting bids now ladies....
to show you whats under the kilt

[Badgirl]

mmmm Freddie Ljungberg and tightie whities...nice combination... :clap:



http://i2.tinypic.com/xmpyq1.jpg

http://i1.tinypic.com/xmpzcy.jpg

http://i1.tinypic.com/xmppxs.jpg

[Badgirl]

I am accepting bids now ladies....
to show you whats under the kilt

Ladies...I wouldn't if I were you :lmfao:


btw McG hunny...you'll have Snoopy selling off his all his worldly goods now :mrgreen: lmao

[Badgirl]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/6927/palizaconsilla7eo.gif




Here you go, ladies!


Taking a break from a caber tossing match.

http://blackhole.xerces.com/images/attach/jpg.gif half-pounderinakiltjpeg.jpg (http://blackhole.xerces.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25&d=1147217210) (63.2 KB, 0 views)


LMAO...flipping heck Peggy! The guy looks like he has an anteater up his kilt :lmfao:

[Peggy_sue]

LMAO...flipping heck Peggy! The guy looks like he has an anteater up his kilt :lmfao:
Yea. He's an awesome looking man, but I'd imagine he has trouble keeping a girl friend.

[CuriousGeorge]

Hey thats me third from the left. How did u get my picture???

Gotta work on my abs!

Apparently!


hey here's some of the IH men in action...who do you think is who lol?

http://i2.tinypic.com/xm5y84.gif

[Mac]

LMAO...flipping heck Peggy! The guy looks like he has an anteater up his kilt :lmfao:
My God Baddie!!! You're right!!!

http://i2.tinypic.com/xp30qf.jpg

[Peggy_sue]

My God Baddie!!! You're right!!!

Oh! You are soooo bad!
http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1589/h0209bk.gif

[Badgirl]

Hey thats me third from the left. How did u get my picture???

Gotta work on my abs!

I knew I recognised those...er...legs... :mrgreen:

[Badgirl]

I was obviously really shocked and horrified when I saw this advert for football game with all the players running around nekkid....

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=xp6j2q


here's an alternative way to 'play' the piano...so erotic :lmfao:

http://portfolio.iu.edu/jbrams/pianostripper5.mpg

[Peggy_sue]

I was obviously really shocked and horrified when I saw this advert for football game with all the players running around nekkid....

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=xp6j2q


here's an alternative way to 'play' the piano...so erotic :lmfao:

http://portfolio.iu.edu/jbrams/pianostripper5.mpg


Badgirl, would you happen to know where to get tickets to such a soccer game???
http://pdhomes.net/music/isleofjersey/graphics/eyebrows.gif

[Peggy_sue]

Hey thats me third from the left. How did u get my picture???

Gotta work on my abs!
Cool! You're the one with the best hair!

[Badgirl]

Badgirl, would you happen to know where to get tickets to such a soccer game???
http://pdhomes.net/music/isleofjersey/graphics/eyebrows.gif

surprisingly tickets to those matches are sold out for the whole of the next season...I can't think why that would be *sigh* ;) :mrgreen:

[Mac]

hey you english girl...yes you :)
did you see your anteater?


and for you other ladies...a social message of great importance
message of great importance (http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=zindx4)

[Badgirl]

hey you english girl...yes you :)
did you see your anteater?


and for you other ladies...a social message of great importance
message of great importance (http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=zindx4)

lol..yes I saw the anteater...unfortunately that pic is deeply embedded in my visual memory and it's all your fault!

Mind you I have to say it's marginally less scarey than the original halfpounder Peggy posted...I mean CRIKEY!

:):comp:

[Peggy_sue]

hey you english girl...yes you :)
did you see your anteater?


and for you other ladies...a social message of great importance
message of great importance (http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=zindx4)

http://dune.servint.com/uploads/c_laugh.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_19.gifhttp://www.clipart.co.uk/clipart/mazeguy/animated/rotfl.gif

[Winter]

My God Baddie!!! You're right!!!

http://i2.tinypic.com/xp30qf.jpgOMG! Is that an Ant Eater?

[Mac]

OMG! Is that an Ant Eater?

yep it's an anteater- :D
peggy posted the original though without the anteater photochop :)

on the other page... heh heh

[exitwound]

There Can Be Only ONE.......Anteater under mah kilt! :mrgreen:

[Electric]

IMPORTANT BULLETIN


In an effort to save money on medicine, many have crossed the border!


Many men are buying "black market" Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores.


The U.S Food and Drug Administration announced that
several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with
ground up Mexican Jumping Beans.


The results can be horrible.


Here is what you get when you combine Viagra
with Mexican Jumping Beans.




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http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/8923/beveryafraid0gg.gif (http://imageshack.us)



Imagine! - this was one sent by my beloved daughter no less! :shock:
What - surely nobody else is sending such things to their "dearrre sainted mither?"

Hah! And she had it saved, no less!! :eek: But then, it's a good thing, or I wouldn't have been able to drag it in here to horrify everyone!!

:mrgreen:

[Peggy_sue]

http://www.macmonkies.com/Graphics/smile_goofy_6.gif OH MY EYES!

[Mac]

http://www.macmonkies.com/Graphics/smile_goofy_6.gif OH MY EYES!

hmmmm I don't understand the shock...That's what mine does...Ask Baddie


*can be a bit of a drag as it makes it hard to catch*


:D

[Electric]

hmmmm I don't understand the shock...That's what mine does...Ask Baddie

:eek:

*can be a bit of a drag as it makes it hard to catch*

:compmad: ??

:D

:shock:
Hey there, ya shameless dickens! Kilt or no, you are a laddie, not a lady, and have thus entered illicitly, so don't be surprised if we spray perfume on you.
:devilish:
And - if what you say is true, we will find some saltpeter to cool your ardor, and send it to your wife to add to your supper, that she may get some rest!
:stir:

[Peggy_sue]

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gifhttp://www.verabrandes.de/lachen.gifhttp://www.graphics-by-john-p.com/smilies/thud.gifhttp://4fxearth.net/phpBB2/smilies_mod/upload/57f4dd2d586b30ffbc1412a5d9214075.gif

[Electric]

...Hahaha!... This is from my sister-in-law, who is good enough to put up with my brother.
That alone is enough to grant her family-sponsored sainthood! :mrgreen:
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A Man's Perspective)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument.
Neither of them would concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "my in-laws."


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he needed his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .

:p

[Badgirl]

:lmfao: @Electric!!

here's an email I received today. The sender is in deep doodoo ;)

Smile Ladies, you have your jokes for us and we have ours.

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to!
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who know this is all bulls__t anyway !

[Mac]

dee dee doo doo de dum....*humming*

leaves a picture

http://i4.tinypic.com/zwxqgm.jpg


leaves again

dee dee doo de dum.....

[Electric]

WooHOO!! Y'all are in luck My daughter is a Nursing Supervisor, so guess what? Yup~ lots of young chickadees who are quite techno-graphic oriented, and they do come up with the pics. :angdev:

My tastes are more 'eclectic' - I'd love to see Brian Dennehy straighten his tie - yaknow, that funny little neck wiggle that only the fellas can do? Heheheh...8) I even love it when hubby leaves his shirt unbuttoned. The only way I ever get to see that is to forget to sew on the button.. Aha! :twisted: ...oh, never mind. He'd only insist on wearing that one out to dinner. :roll:



~Here's this for y'all - The Proud Young Men of the United States Navy - Hip, hip, HOORAY!!

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1499/americannavy1pa.jpg (http://imageshack.us)





... Always gotta give both sides, so here's the Iraqi Navy.


http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1462/iraqinavy2tj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Aww, be nice. They offered me one of the same fellows with less clothes. Ewww, Pitiful!

[Electric]

Famous Quotes on Sex

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
>> Rodney Dangerfield

There are many mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is a Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
>> Lynn Lavner

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
>> Camille Paglia

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
>>Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
>> Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
>> Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
>> Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
>> Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
>> Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
>> Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
>> Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
>> Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
>> Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
>> Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
>> Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
>> Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
>> George Burns

[Electric]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4470/queenmum5ip.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Queen Elizabeth

and
Dolly Parton http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7567/dolly7cy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

die on the same day.
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4404/heavenlygates5lv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

They both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2659/heavenlyangel5gn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/4105/dollylaughs2ox.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these,

they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,

I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day,

for eternity."



The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4644/perrier2od.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier from her purse, shakes it up, and gargles.

Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9634/toilet1yp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."


Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about?

I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.

She spits into a commode and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?"


"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel,

"but even in Heaven,

a royal flush http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6374/royalflush0mj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


beats a pair -

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/8735/acespair2mm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


no matter how big they are!

[WakeUp]

Here's a big one.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/WakeUpAmerica/Funny%20%20Misc/367-bigsisters.jpg

[WakeUp]

A condom for the big one

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/WakeUpAmerica/Funny%20%20Misc/318-bigcondom.jpg

[Electric]

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:eek: ...After all that - I'm not so sure I want to take myself to the zoo!! :ohno:

[WakeUp]

:comp:


As a kid I saw a lot of animal fucking, especially with dogs. We had a Britney Spaniel female, but the biggest dogs would come around to spread their genes. When these larger dogs couldn't find Sandy, the dog, they'd jump me while standing. Not a fun experience. But I'd forgotten about it, so it couldn't have been that traumatizing.

Many of your posts are about species that are quite similar in appearance to our own kind. That's a big difference for kids. It's easier for a strong kid like me to haul off and knock a crazed dog in the head, but the ape and monkey pics are a bit graphic for a young kid, IMO.

[Electric]

Many of your posts are about species that are quite similar in appearance to our own kind. That's a big difference for kids. It's easier for a strong kid like me to haul off and knock a crazed dog in the head, but the ape and monkey pics are a bit graphic for a young kid, IMO.

Yuppers - It's a good thing this isn't a forum for children, fer sure!

Speaking of adult rated, here's that piano-man video you were trying to post in the "Left behind, TBH-style" thread...

I was obviously really shocked and horrified when I saw this advert for football game with all the players running around nekkid....

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=xp6j2q


here's an alternative way to 'play' the piano...so erotic :lmfao:

http://portfolio.iu.edu/jbrams/pianostripper5.mpg

...Ooops! Looks like "The Piano Man" has been temporarily retired...
It may work if BG renews her basket, but at least the Soccer game still works.

Where the heck is Bad Girl, anyway? She was a member here even before Jim was...
HEY, and I miss the heck out of BadGirl!! :hellowave:

:mega: Jimbo, ya better let the wife outta the kitchen, or we're fixin' to come kick some kilt, hear?

[WakeUp]

Yuppers - It's a good thing this isn't a forum for children, fer sure!

Speaking of adult rated, here's that piano-man video you were trying to post in the "Left behind, TBH-style" thread...



...Ooops! Looks like "The Piano Man" has been temporarily retired...
It may work if BG renews her basket, but at least the Soccer game still works.

Where the heck is Bad Girl, anyway? She was a member here even before Jim was...
HEY, and I miss the heck out of BadGirl!! :hellowave:

:mega: Jimbo, ya better let the wife outta the kitchen, or we're fixin' to come kick some kilt, hear?


I did download the piano-stripper onto my computer, but I don't have a place to host him.

You're right about Badgirl. She posted briefly after her vacation, saying her job was very hectic. Maybe she left for Greece again.

[Electric]

:mrgreen: Bad Girl is a professional person, and busy mother, but I do worry about her absence. She's one of the most hilarious posters here! Well it looks like we will have to start a thread and beg for the return of BadGirl!
:favorite:

Methinks the evile KingJimbo of Greenies has her locked in the kitchen making him delectible green delights with which to stuff his face. [It's probably the only way she can get a word in edgewise!]
:lmfao:

Maybe we should put out an AIPB on her... Ha! "All Internet Points Bulletin"
:mrgreen:

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So this is where you all are, being naughty by the looks of it....:moose:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6990/0wn3dbyr0p3224gx.jpg

[PYX]

Wouldn't you know it, my kid (7) just walked in as the above picture loaded in. :eek:

Sheesh, I have to remember to come here only after 9:30 at night....:oops:

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Wouldn't you know it, my kid (7) just walked in as the above picture loaded in. :eek:

Sheesh, I have to remember to come here only after 9:30 at night....:oops:Whooops! With all the other naughty pictures in here I thought it would be safe. I just looked at the front door of this thread, there is no warning either.:eek:

If kid saw picture say it was a work of art, well! I suppose it is in a way.:moose:

[Electric]

Whooops! With all the other naughty pictures in here I thought it would be safe. I just looked at the front door of this thread, there is no warning either.:eek:

If kid saw picture say it was a work of art, well! I suppose it is in a way.:moose:

:washboard: Wicked Man! It says Ladies Room!! Not "Room for Ladies Men"

Uhhh, and not a practical one either... all the ropes and crap would quite get in the way.

If I knew how to do it, I'd soon have him 'dashing through the snow like a reindeer - haha! - and somewhat slowing those er, flames!
http://blackhole.xerces.com/image.php?u=231&dateline=1152297702


Wouldn't you know it, my kid (7) just walked in as the above picture loaded in.

Sheesh, I have to remember to come here only after 9:30 at night....

Oh, dammmmmm! How will you explain that? Whoo-ie, it's good you weren't checking out the Butt thread! But this whole thread has stuff like that, or links. Sorry you're stuck with some 'splainin'. :whoknows:

[PYX]

Oh well, my fault. I really should have known better, but wasn't thinking.

He didn't get a very good look at it, but asked what that was.

I said it was a girl dressed up as a mummy for Halloween. I don't think any of the naughty bits actually registered with him.

NBD. Life goes on.:mrgreen:

[Electric]

Oh well, my fault. I really should have known better, but wasn't thinking.

He didn't get a very good look at it, but asked what that was.

I said it was a girl dressed up as a mummy for Halloween. I don't think any of the naughty bits actually registered with him.

NBD. Life goes on.:mrgreen:

Actually, SC's misogynistic (anti-female) pic was in poor taste, especially in a thread for the "Ladies" though I tried to be light-hearted about it. The more I looked at it, the more insulting and abusive it seemed. The pic came up when my husband walked in, and he wanted to know, "What sick prick posted that?" and did not view it as friendly or funny. I'm glad your 7yr old "missed the naughty bits" and wish my hubby had!

[Electric]

Appropos to the questionable post -

http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/HustlerToons1/artforyou_fs.jpg



Michael Jackson's back in the news - I found this to go along with it.

http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/HustlerToons2/Neverland_fs.jpg



This made me think of that bull that "depanted" the Spanish bullfighter!

http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/HustlerToons1/rodeoclown_fs.jpg

[PYX]

Well, the picture didn't bother me, at all. I'm just not wanting to let my kid see such things at age 7. BUT, it was my fault. Period. I knew from an earlier visit that this thread had adult pictures on it, I just wasn't being careful.

I can't pass judgement on that picture from a social standpoint or an artistic one. Sexual deviance in all its guises is more the norm than most of Western society would ever be willing to admit. ;)

[Electric]

You're right about that. Also, deviance is in the eye of the beholder.. or maybe the "holder?" It's kinda sad that it takes extremes to get some people off. What amazes me more is how many young people can't believe that old folks still have an appetite for sex or romance!

I'll have to write up a few humorous but ribald stories about some of the elderly clients I've encountered over the years, and it would probably surprise you who doesn't need Viagra, and what's on the minds of some of these allegedly prim and proper grannies! But meanwhile, speaking of 'dirty old men'... and women! - Here's this crazy pic.


http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/HustlerToons1/Uglypeeper_fs.jpg

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Actually, SC's misogynistic (anti-female) pic was in poor taste, especially in a thread for the "Ladies" though I tried to be light-hearted about it. The more I looked at it, the more insulting and abusive it seemed. The pic came up when my husband walked in, and he wanted to know, "What sick prick posted that?" and did not view it as friendly or funny. I'm glad your 7yr old "missed the naughty bits" and wish my hubby had!
That is truly up to you how you look at the picture, but some people do have a shallow perspective sometimes. For a starter if it is a real porn bondage picture!!! The women wanted to be in bondage for attaining sexual gratification, how can that be "misogynistic, anti-female?" It is Just the same if a man was in bondage is it not?
Well it has got owned on it, what that is saying, we are in bondage to our own sexual needs. Yes the picture would seem extreme to some, ha, but how shallow is that? It would have been different if it was a snuff picture or rape picture which was against the women’s wishes, then I would agree with you.
It is a joke picture that I posted, ha, as a joke to represent your own needs to have ladies thread. No I’m not against the ladies having a thread for their sexual jokes, just joking about it that is all.
Oh, and no I'm not into bondage, but each to their own thing.

Have a nice day from a sick prick. lol :p :mrgreen:

[Electric]

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[Badgirl]

Is something clouding your vision?
Do yourself a favor and take this simple vision test. It's an early test for Cataracts. It is simple to do and it's fun. Remember, cataracts know no age boundary; young and old can have this "preventable" eye disease. When you've finished, send this on to those you care about! Just click on the link below for the eye test.

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LMAO Electric! :lmfao:

That post was very enlightening to say the least :mrgreen: and for some reason I found myself holding my nose!

I just caught up on this thread and it had me in stitches LMAO.
I've been giggling at you and WU chastising SC for being in here and PYX's unfortunate explanation to her sproglet about a mummy dressed up for Halloween lololol

You lot crack me up :lmfao:

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:moose:

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5934/shocked222en9.jpg

[Badgirl]

here's a new link to the 'piano man' for you WakeUp :)

http://www.toilette-humor.com/piano_man.html

[Mac]

you ladies are sooooooooooooooooooooo rude!!! I thought it was bad when baddie laughs and shrieks on the phone with her gf about men's bits and pieces,,,I had no idea it was soooooooooo universal


this is why there is "shrinkage"

[Badgirl]

you ladies are sooooooooooooooooooooo rude!!! I thought it was bad when baddie laughs and shrieks on the phone with her gf about men's bits and pieces,,,I had no idea it was soooooooooo universal


this is why there is "shrinkage"

I take it that's your excuse and you're sticking to it? :p

[Mac]

heh heh absolutely luv :)

[WakeUp]

here's a new link to the 'piano man' for you WakeUp :)

http://www.toilette-humor.com/piano_man.html


Thanks BG, I do have it downloaded on my computer, but I'm glad that it's hosted at another site. It was removed from the site where I originally found it. I'm especially glad that it's posted here for the kinky among us. Even GBA knew of it and liked it. :mrgreen:

[WakeUp]

:mrgreen: you ladies are sooooooooooooooooooooo rude!!! I thought it was bad when baddie laughs and shrieks on the phone with her gf about men's bits and pieces,,,I had no idea it was soooooooooo universal


this is why there is "shrinkage"


Shrinkage has to do with draining our gene pool in military conflict.

I'm referring ok course to shrinkage of numbers not penis size.

More male strippers like this one and you'll get a fast surge of babies, more likely male ones. :mrgreen: